i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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