): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Randomize
