I love black thongs
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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