my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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