tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Everything about him screamed your future.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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