i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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