I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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