Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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