Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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