ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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