You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We have so much sex to catch up on
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize