After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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