Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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