Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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