what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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