super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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