The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
no you cant smoke seaweed
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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