I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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