How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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