Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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