You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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