"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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