i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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