Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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