Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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