She announced her abortion via fbk
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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