I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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