Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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