it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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