Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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