Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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