It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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