so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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