I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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