Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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