Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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