none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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