But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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