I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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