They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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