Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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