the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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