I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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