She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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