The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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