I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
