ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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