i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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