i just google imaged poop.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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