Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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