It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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