i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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